Susanna
California. Chipotle. Corgis.
asshat(s)

home message nonsense
itsallsosugarless:

poledance-girls:

Poledance Girl http://poledance-girls.tumblr.com/

How is this possible?


omfg my bb
justwatchthesunrise:

I’d do this to my kid at every meal and that’s another reason I’m not allowed to have one

same

OH MY GOD so I dropped by the post office since I had to mail something and omfg there was a stand right outside that said “stop here to IMPEACH” and there was a picture of Obama with a hitler mustache omfg

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I was at the airport in Athens and one of the ticket ladies said to me “have a nice flight” and I responded “thank you, you too” and you have no idea how fast I walked away

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sixpenceee:

oh my god

amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

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